Monday, March 10, 2014


Chapter 9 teaser...


“I hope so.” Emmett shoots him a grin from where he’s sitting on the couch.  He’s pretending to work but really he’s just hitting “refresh” on a half dozen paparazzi sites that may have pictures of Rosalie from the shoot today. The press has been having a field day with her being cast in this role.  The actress who was supposed to play Ginnie suddenly fell ill and Rosalie was brought in at the last minute.  The papers are all abuzz with what an adult role it is for the Disney star.  I can tell that Emmett has some misgivings about his wholesome little girlfriend being in a movie with actual sex in it. 



Not that it’s a porno or anything. I mean, Emmett and I don’t have a lot of standards but we try not to do sex-industry stuff just because of the “yuck-factor.”



“I know you don’t think she’s a total…” I interrupt him with a sharp “Don’t.”



He looks at me and continues.  “A promiscuous young lady but, like, if she did come onto you or whatever, would you do it?”



Emmett’s jaw is twitching at this line of inquiry but he likes Seth, mostly.



“I really don’t see that happening,” he answers. 



“Well, What about you, Edward?”   Seth turns to me.  “If you had a chance to, you know, with Bella.”



“I don’t have a heartbeat, Seth, but, yeah, in one.”  I shrug him.   Like, duh!

I actually finished a thing and should be sending it off today....

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Annnddd, because I'm stoked on having banners I will give you a teaser for the as-yet-untitled chapter 5 of "Drinking Problems."




"So I’m up a tree, staring at this delicious enigma of a woman; this gorgeous thing with no thoughts, this image of female perfection whose only apparent flaw is that she maybe doesn’t love hygiene as much as I might wish.

Oh, and apparently she’s with Whitlock.  But that’s really not a deal-breaker.  Whitlock goes through women like Emmett goes through sunglasses; quickly and without mercy.

I’m so excited I want to rub my hands together like a cheesy horror villain.  So, I do it.  I’m in a tree, for Christ’s sake! Like I’m worried about what people might think?"

 I have a banner now!!
Actually, I have two because the amazing NotSoImmortal is generous and talented like that.
Behold!:


Excellent, No?

Monday, October 1, 2012

Hardcover Paranormal Romance ch 18 teaser...

So it's a typical day at the store.  Bella is stocking the shelves and I’m leaving mean phone messages for customers who haven’t returned their movies and Emmett sitting on the couch towards the back of the store watching Chinese language soap operas.

There's a couple of customers looking at the selection and Jasper is reorganizing the documentaries.  It's kind of his thing.  One month he does it by director, another he does it chronologically.  It’s impossible for anyone to find anything but it makes him happy.

I look at the clock and yell:  “Emmett, you told your wife you were leaving an hour ago.  Get lost!”

“I want to finish this show,” Emmett yells back without looking up.

“Gentlemen,” Bella says, glaring back and forth between the two of us.  “Customers,” she reminds us, gesturing with her head between the two groups of browsers.

“Sorry, Bella,” Emmett says apologetically.  I quickly look back down at my phone list.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Hardcover Paranormal Romance Ch 17 teaser...



“Well, we could have just let that guy kill you,” I huff.  “It’s not like I knew you were going to want to molest me all the time.”  I try to make it sound like it’s an inconvenience.

“Like this is one-sided?” Bella asks, her voice becoming shrill.  I try to look nonchalant but that asshole Carlisle pipes up.

“No, the mate-bond is mutual,” he says.  I glare at him.

Bella looks at me, wincing slightly.  I shrug.

“Well, this is awkward,” Carlisle says, getting up and running out of the room in a manner lacking in his usual dignity. 

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Review for "Edward Masen's 1918 Chicago Blues"

I FINALLY found the review that 1redsoc wrote for "Edward Masen."  It was my first rec and I am a little attached to it.  It's at twificcentral.com at http://bit.ly/LXq6xb


Thursday, April 5, 2012

Banner for "Hardcover Paranormal Romance"



 The AMAZING and Saintly Vicanlp made a banner for me, which was awesome because mine would have looked like this: